Picking Up a General to Plow the Fields

"You want to borrow our tiles," Lian asked.

Qiao saw her good attitude and didn\'t get angry. He nodded and said, "yes, of course, I borrowed it. I will give it back to you later."

"Oh, how much do you want?" Lian asked again.

Qiao\'s heart was so happy that his eyes turned and he quickly calculated in his heart. He quickly smiled and said: "not too many, well, eight or nine hundred films are enough. Oh no, maybe - more than a thousand. "

She secretly complains that she can speak. What she says is more than a thousand. How much more depends on the situation. Take more if you can. The roof doesn\'t work. You can build a pigsty and cowshed

Even Fang Zhou sighed and said with regret, "but my aunt, it\'s really unfortunate. Our family has finished the roof yesterday and almost all the tiles are used. Here, there are only a few dozen left. If you don\'t dislike them, take them! You will come earlier when we buy it next time! "

Qiao was stunned and looked at the yard. Sure enough, the ground was clean, except for the dozens of tiles?

She can\'t help being angry, staring at Lian Fangzhou and saying, "dead girl, you are playing with me!"

"Great aunt, you are wronged!" Lian Fangzhou laughed and said, "what do you ask and what do I answer? How can I play with you?" Suddenly her face sank and her eyes stared at Qiao\'s coldly. "Your house was built only last year, but you came here to ask me for thousands of tiles. I think you are playing with me?"

Qiao\'s mouth was suddenly dumb, and he hummed, "what\'s the need?"? Yes! Just borrow it! You don\'t want to pull it down, there\'s so much bullshit! "

"Oh --" Lian Fangzhou drew a long end, all joking: "it\'s" borrow ", I don\'t know what\'s the difference between" borrow "and" borrow "in the eyes of my aunt! I don\'t think so! "

Joe was so angry that his nostrils were almost smoking. Since she was born, she has never been so angry!

In particular, she used to bully the two houses and one family, but now she is bullied by a litter of cubs left by others. This imbalance is even worse, which makes the anger more intense.

"You will be satisfied!" Qiao sneered and said, "what\'s so proud of the goods that have been returned! I don\'t think you\'ll want to get married in your whole life! "

"Big aunt, please go out!" Lianze rushes up in a rage.

"Aze," Lian Fangzhou grabbed him, smiled at Qiao lightly, and said, "you say, I don\'t care! I can\'t marry out of marriage, or you has the final say. Isn\'t it about finding a man? It\'s easy! In this world, two legged toads are hard to find. There are many men with two legs! "

"You, you --" Joe opened his eyes and stamped his feet. "Ouch!" you are so shameless

Lian Fangzhou ignores Lian Ze, who is also stunned. He smiles and looks at Qiao with a meaningful look. He smiles and says, "Auntie, what are you blushing for? You are still a big girl. Shy? Or do you want to find a man? I advise you to save yourself. Just like you, there is no man willing to post backwards! "

"You, you!" Qiao\'s eyes were dizzy. He felt that Venus was rising in front of him. He was so angry that he almost fainted. He was so mad that he didn\'t know what to do!

"You what are you?" Lian Fangzhou hums: "I tell you, hurry to return our 1000 Jin grain. Otherwise, hum! My mother said, she will go to you! "

"You, dream!" Qiao\'s breath finally turned around. He gave a disgusting poo to the ground and ran away with a red, white and blue face.

Lian Fangzhou looked interesting, but he couldn\'t help but smile and stoop.

A quiet "elder sister" came into the ear, and Lian Fangzhou was shocked and cried out "terrible!" , she remembered that there was a lianze beside her.

Looking up at him, lianze\'s face had a few suspicious blushes, which were embarrassing and embarrassing, as well as angry and sad.

"Elder sister, how can you --" lianze was too sad to say.

"How can I say that, right?" Lian Fangzhou went on, sighed softly to his eyes, and said softly, "ah Ze, I just want to frighten the eldest aunt! Don\'t you know what kind of person elder sister is? The elder sister also says in her mouth, which is much better than those who are in a foul mood! Do you despise your sister for that? "

"No, no!" Lian Ze shook his head: "how can I look down on my sister! I also know that elder sister wants to get angry with her eldest aunt, but in case the eldest aunt publicizes it, doesn\'t it damage her reputation? "

Lian Fangzhou chuckled and said, "don\'t worry, how can she say those words to others? Will someone believe that from a girl who has not been married? Did sister say something like that before? If so, she said, who would believe it! "

Thinking of Qiao\'s embarrassment, even Fangzhou couldn\'t help laughing again.

"……" Lianze couldn\'t speak at once.

"Well," Lian Fangzhou patted him on the shoulder and said with a soft smile, "my sister promised you that she would never say these words again!"

"Well!" Lianze nodded and smiled a little.

Qiao escaped from even Fangzhou\'s home, still felt that his face was red and his heart was beating all over. Until he came back to his home, he had a long sigh of relief.

"What\'s the matter with you?" LIANLI asked, looking at her strangely.

"I --" Qiao Shi jumps, hurriedly prevaricates: "no, nothing, nothing!"

Although she and LIANLI have been husband and wife for decades, she still can\'t say those words. It\'s like losing the dead!

"All right? It\'s OK. What are you doing like a ghost! " LIANLI glares at her with dissatisfaction.

Qiao\'s mind is more terrible than seeing a ghost! Lian Fangzhou\'s girl, seven or eight of ten, is a ghost. Otherwise, she would be totally mad. Otherwise, how can a girl in her teens say that.

"That Lian Fangzhou is very deceiving. Hum, I just said she borrowed some tiles from her. She even teased me!" Joe coughed to change the topic, angrily told LIANLI the story.

Even after hearing this, he was angry. "How could it be! This girl is really lawless! If she doesn\'t give, she\'ll just say no. she\'s talking like this! You too. The roof of our house has just been turned over. Didn\'t you give it to others for ridicule? My face makes you lose! What are you still doing? Don\'t hurry to cook! "

Qiao\'s hummed, "why don\'t you go to her then? It is! " Go to the kitchen and wash rice without mentioning.

Put the pot on the rack, and Joe went to the yard to feed and close the chickens.

When she saw the chickens, she suddenly froze, "ah" screamed, "head of the house, come and see!"

"What are you howling about?" LIANLI in the room was shocked by her roar and came out of the room in a rage.

"Look, look!" Joe ignored what he said and pointed to the chicken in the yard.