BXBX NOVEL Chapter 977 -977
Chapter 977 -977
\'I had sex with 17 Elfs in one fucking night... I think there is something wrong with me. I am a super fucking machine.\' Anon thought as a smile spread across his face.
"Take fresh apples... Oi, Human boy would you like some of my fresh apples ? They can really help you grow muscles and they are fresh from my farm trees." The shopkeeper shouted as he looked at Anon.
Although Anon\'s body has muscles... They aren\'t visible through his clothes, not unless he wants them to.
Anon just stared at the shopkeeper with a confused expression.
"You wanna buy some or you got no money ?" The shopkeeper asked as he noticed that Anon was staring at him very intensely.
"Yeah... Why not ?" Anon spoke with a smile as he immediately walked upto the shopkeeper and picked up three Apples from the stack.
"Only three ?" The shopkeeper asked with a confused expression.
"How much for them ?" Anon asked.
"5 coppers..." The shopkeeper spoke.
"Here." Anon spoke as he gave 5 coppers to the shopkeeper.
*Bite*
Anon walked away from the shop as he took a bite from his Apple.
As soon as Anon reached in front of the Elf Castle, The outer guards stopped him.
"What is your buisness in the Royal Castle ?" One of the guard asked as he looked at Anon with a serious expression.
"Nothing... Just watching it\'s beautiful structure and the strong guards protecting it." Anon spoke with a neutral expression as he took a bite out of his apple.
"Well... We are nothing special. Just some knights who topped the Elf Kingdom\'s Soldier Exam." One of the guards spoke as he smiled a little.
"Still placed on gate duty ?" Anon asked with a neutral expression.
"Human kid... What is your buisness here ?" The other guard asked.
"I am Jessica\'s friend." Anon spoke with a neutral expression as he continued to eat his apple.
"Is she a maid ? Or some Gardner ?" The guard asked with a confused expression.
"Well, If I remember correctly... The last time I saw her. She was sitting on the throne." Anon spoke with a neutral expression as he took a bite out of his apple.
"You mean Queen Jessica ?" One of the guards asked with a serious expressions.
"Yeah..." Anon replied.
"Are you fucking kidding us, Kid ? Do you know... How long you can be sentenced for doing a joke like this ?"
"How long ?" Anon asked.
"200 years and I don\'t think you will live that long, So get out and go back to your kingdom." The other guard asked.
"I can\'t see your faces in those steel masks... Why don\'t you take them off and then we talk ?" Anon asked as he started eating his last apple.
"You stupid thing... Here." The guard spoke as he removed his helmet and revealed that he is a Dark Elf.
"Ah... A dark one." Anon spoke with a smile as he looked at the guard.
"Excuse me ?" The other one spoke as he removed his helmet as well and without a doubt he was a dark Elf as well.
"What do you mean by \'A Dark One\' ?" The guard asked with an angry expression.
"Hmm... I will give you guys time to step aside from the door until I finish this last apple or I will kill both of you.
I can kill you right now, But I don\'t want to kill someone in the start of my day, You understand what I am saying ?" Anon asked with a neutral expression.
"Listen you human trash... I will give you exactly 5 seconds to get the fuck out of this place and after that... I will loose my mind and kill you in anger." The guard spoke as he looked at Anon.
"Why would you kill me ?" Anon asked with a neutral expression.
"Why- !? Are you stupid ? Do you think, I need a reason to kill a stupid weak human like you ? I am stronger than you and I can kill you... That\'s why I am going to kill you.
Now, get the fuck out of here." The guard shouted loudly.
*Bite*
"Hmm... I will remember that reason. It\'s a good one." Anon replied with a smile.
"This kid... Please tell him to get the fuck out of here or I will really kill him." The guard spoke as he looked at his partner with an angry expression.
"Hey, Kid... It\'s so early in the morning. Why don\'t you just go and have breakfast somewhere ?
Because if this guy got more angry... He will really kill you. You know... Stab you in the stomach and then blood comes out and then your eyes get closed and you finally die." The other guard spoke as he looked at Anon with a serious expression and explained what death feels like.
"Hmm... I understand." Anon spoke as he took the final bite out of his apple.
"Good... Now, Go." The guard spoke as he went back to his position.
Anon threw the Apple\'s middle part on the ground and started crackling his fingers.
*Crack-Crack*
"Sir, Anon...." Suddenly a maid\'s sound came from behind
"Hmm...?" Both of the guards immediately turned around to look at the maid with a confused expression.
"Did you just say... Sir Anon ?" The guard asked with a shocked expression.
"Sir, Your breakfast has been arranged with the Queen." The maid spoke as she immediately turned around and left after dropping her message.
*Shake-Shake*
Both of the guards started shaking like vibrators as they now knew the identity of the kid that they have been fucking with for the last 5 minutes.
\'B-But, They said that Anon is a muscular man with Mystical outfit and a Huge wand.\' One of the guards thought in his mind as he couldn\'t stop his body from shaking in fear.
"Sir-" Before the guard could\'ve even started his apology... A punch came from the other side and he went flying into the Royal Castle\'s Yard.
"N-N-No... Please, I-I didn\'t even say-" Before the other guard could\'ve completed his sentence, Anon interrupted him.
"I will deal with the big mouth first and then come to you." Anon replied with a smile as he walked into the Royal Castle.
"O-Ouch... Fuck.." The guard groaned in pain under a lemon tree. Nôv(el)B\\\\jnn
"Are you alright, Sir ?" A maid immediately approached the guard and asked for his condition.
"I-I am-" Before he could\'ve completed his sentence, Anon walked into the yard with a smile on his face.
"Ah.... I greet, Sir Anon." The maid spoke as she immediately stood up and greeted Anon.
\'Fuck... Why didn\'t they tell us about him or showed his pictures to us ? I just dug a grave for myself. But, there is one more thing that can save me.\' The guard thought as he slowly stood up from the ground and looked at Anon with a smile.
"Hmm...? Did you go mad in one punch ?" Anon asked with a smile.
"S-Sir, Listen to me... I know you are mad on me but I am the nephew of-" Before he could\'ve completed his sentence, Anon appeared in front of him and grabbed him by the neck.
"I will find out your relationships after I beat you to death, Kid. Don\'t worry I will give your relatives a good death as well." Anon replied with a smile as he choked him and picked him up in the air.
*Slap-Slap-Slap-Slap*
The Dark Elf started slapping Anon\'s hand in order to free himself from his grip but Anon\'s hand was steady as stone.
"Go and fly..." Anon spoke as he turned around and throw him towards the sky.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO...." He shouted as he went flying.
Anon started walking through the yard as he continuously looked up.
"Ah... Here he comes." Anon spoke as he took two steps to the left side and raised his leg.
*THUD*
*CRACK*
"Gwaaahhhhh...." The Dark Elf fell over Anon\'s Legs and died immediately due to Spine break.
<Hell Heal>
\'Instant death is fake... You can never receive instant death just like instant heals. Even though the time is minimum... But, there is still a small window of time between life and death.
So, I exploit that window and use my best healing spell to basically bring the dead back to life.\' Anon thought as he smiled like a psychopath.
All the maids in the yard got really scared of Anon and ran inside the castle.
The Dark Elf got healed back to his original state and as he looked at his body he couldn\'t believe it.
"S-Sir, Please... Listen to me. I had no idea that-" Before he could\'ve completed his sentence, Anon grabbed him by the neck and punched his face so tightly that his skull got completely crushed and he died once again.
*Crack*
<Hell Heal>
As soon as Anon used the healing spell... His head got healed back to normal and he came back to life again.
"N-No, How can-" Before he could\'ve completed his sentence, Anon smashed his face again.
*Crack*
<Hell Heal>
"Please-"
*Crack*
<Hell Heal>
"Fuck, At least list-"
*Crack*
<Hell Heal>
"S-S-Sir..."
*Crack*
<Hell Heal>
....
*BOOOOOOOOM*
Suddenly, A loud explosion was heard in the backyard. Just like a huge meteoroid crashed behind Anon.
"Who dared to touch my nephew ?"