BXBX NOVEL Chapter 509: Interlude 36
Chapter 509: Interlude 36
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Topic: Interfaction Party
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Just_A_Muffin (Original Poster) (Verified Muffin) (Veteran Member)
Posted on August 7, 2009:
Your favorite muffin is back! Everyone knows the deal, lots of insular factions, lots of small things, or big things, happening in the remote corners of the world that the majority of us squishy mortals don\'t have the slightest clue about. That\'s why I do what I do, Reporter Muffin is here to bring you the biggest scroops or if it\'s been slow lately, the smaller scoops but we got a nice bit here.
You guys know the deal, I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy. And what I found out from my sources is pretty much what\'s been discussed in several places, so I\'d figured I\'d verify it along with the happenings.
Just to confirm for people who don\'t have the backing of a large faction to keep up with the recent events, a good handful of powerful factions got together after the incidents regarding the terrorist organization Khaos Brigade and joined hands in some manner. Obviously, we have no idea what was talked about behind closed door, even my muffiny hands don\'t reach that far. But what do know is pretty juicy as well.
The Devils hosted a join celebration Gathering soiree, or whatever you want to call it. Who\'s who of the younger generation was there apparently. And by that, I mean, the talented and the strongest of the younger kids.
I say younger, but it\'s all relative, I think there were a few pushing thirty. But when the average age including the Gods that attended reaches into the thousands, I guess that\'s still considered young.
And why were the \'young\' kids gathered? Well, from what we\'ve been able to tell, the Big Heads didn\'t like the idea of other Big Heads stomping around their turf, so they thought it\'d be a good idea to get their best new up and comers to team up with the authority to cross Faction lines without causing problems.
Either to combat the Khaos Brigade, or a as a show of continued support across the board. Regardless, If you didn\'t get an invitation, then that means you\'re a mook! But don\'t fret, I also didn\'t get an invitation, so you\'re sitting here with the majority of us. Just to name off some representations that I could get my hands, we had people from the Celtic Faction, the Hindu Faction, the Norse Faction, The Celestial Bureaucracy, The Greeks, The Devils obviously since it was hosted in the Underworld, and surprisingly, both the Grigori and the Church all playing nice together. If you want the names of the kids they brought along, well that was a bit harder to get my hands on, and there are plenty of rumors flying around so feel free to discuss it yourselves!
And lastly, we even have an appearance from Lucifer Jr to add to this chaotic mess.
And what do I mean by Chaotic mess? Well.
[Link][Link][Link][Link][Link]
Those are just some of the pictures and videos floating around. Good thing about having a room full of \'younger people\' is that they apparently record everything going on around them.
To summarize, Big Heads arrive with their kids, they go discuss stuff in the back and let the kids network and what have you. Shortly after, they get a surprise visitor from a name that really shouldn\'t be around. And if you guessed it was the Titan King Kronos, then Jesus you must be psychic or crazy, but that is the confirmed person who crashed the party.
I have more to say, but honestly, it would take up way more space than I would like to really go over everything, but you can find much more information [Here].
Thoughts, concerns? Because I have quite a few here.
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Jason_Wu (Verified AI)
Posted on August 7, 2009
Thanks.
EnglishMuffinMcgruffin
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Jason_Wu
What the hell, how are you always first?
UzuRyu (Unverified Dragon)
Posted on August 7, 2009
I\'m slowly working my way through everything, and I just had to stop and ask right away. Did...that woman just confirm herself to be the literal Jeanne D\'Arc?
Unexpected_Magic_Truck
Posted on August 7, 2009
@UzuRyu
Yeah, I\'m still playback that part of the video I found. So.how many seemingly dead people is that now popping up around Lucifer Jr? Also, should we be questioning why an actual Saint was the date of the son of the Devil in the underworld?
Edit: To clarify because I\'m getting messages, obviously I noticed the Church people there, they were the ones harassing Lucifer Jr and the Saintess in the first place, but obviously they were just as surprised to see her there. And when the actual Archangel Michael is at a loss of her existence, then something funky is up.
fophis (Verified Tentacle Monster)(No, seriously. Don\'t ask.)
As an expert Magician and respected around all parts of the Magical Community, I say What the fuck.
Replied on August 7, 2009:
@Unexpected_Magic_Truck
Not part of the Abrahamic Factions, but knowing who they both were, yeah it\'s kinda weird. But at the same time, they way they were interacting was pretty damn cute.
Seras (Verified Shipper)
Posted on August 7, 2009
I officially label this ship Unholy_X_Union. OR UxU for short.
I\'m going to get a head start on the fanfiction of this.
Idle_Hands24 (Verified Devil)
Posted on August 7, 2009
On one hand, I\'m proud that the son of Satan is corrupting a literal Saintess (Which I\'m still honestly shocked that she\'s alive apparently).
On the other hand, she\'s French.
Thus, I am conflicted.
Church_Of_Swole (Verified Exorcist)
Posted on August 7, 2009
Are we seriously supposed to believe that one of our most iconic Saintesses just.randomly came back from the dead to go on a Date with the literal son of Satan?
Rein_Shaker_II (Verified Muppet)
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Church_of_Swole
Nah, It\'s obviously fake. You can tell by the way that your Archangels fall over themselves, outright declaring that she\'s blessed by the literal God of your religion. But it\'s pretty common for you lot to ignore the actual teachings of your idols of worship, so believe whatever you want, like you have been doing all these years.
The_Knees_Bees.
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Rein_Shaker_II (Verified Muppet)
Ooof, shots fired.
Pirate_of_the_Moon (Verified Pirate)
Posted on August 7, 2009
Holy shit, Indra and Lucifer Jr were about to throw down. I could taste the tension in the room through the video.
michaelfriede
Posted on August 7, 2009
@seras
Back! Back you vile shipper! Back to the depths of the shipping forums with you!
Immortal_Penguin (Verified Banned from Club Penguin)
Posted on August 7, 2009
Interstellar_Taco (Verified Taco)
Posted on August 7, 2009
Heyo, did Lucifer JR just call out Serafall?
Don\'t think a Phoenix Tear is gonna heal those burns.
AnonymousDevil24
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Interstellar_Taco
I was there, and yeah, the temperature dropped like 20 degree for a few seconds. Honestly, I think I was more scared than when Lucifer\'s bastard was about to fight Indra.
On a side note, he isn\'t really wrong. Looking at it form another angle, it does seem like a mid-life crisis.
Secret_MagicalGirl (Verified Mid-life Crisis)
Posted on August 7, 2009
@AnonymousDevil24
You were there, huh!? You must be someone important then, I would love to know who you are so we can discuss your opinion at length.
Edit: Who gave me this verification!!!?!???
Possible_Walrus
Posted on August 7, 2009
I like how Lucifer Jr just tossed out that one Devil idiot like he was a sack of potatoes and no one even bat an eye.
Red_Princess
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Possible_Walrus
It\'s Riser Phenex, no one cares.
But I was there too, and things got crazy. It\'s..ridiculous seeing it in person. I saw him, you know, someone my age, fighting some Gods and stuff on some videos or the pictures, but to feel his power explode out was another thing entirely.
Honestly, I don\'t even know what to say. I thought I was strong for my age, that there weren\'t many people stronger than me, then I meet a bunch of people him included that I don\'t think I would last even a minute against.
I can\'t even be mad, because if it wasn\'t for him, I wouldn\'t even have my head anymore.
Dark_Idiot_God
Posted on August 7, 2009.
@Red_Princess
Holy shit, are you Rias Gremory?
Tobe (Verified Wamen)
@Dark_Idiot_God
Girls don\'t use the internet.
Dark_Idiot_God (Temp Banned)
[Deleted]
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Edit: She_Who_Invites (Moderator) (Verified Not Izanami): How many times do we have to have this talk? Don\'t petition users for pictures of their feet. And yes that includes asking users for pictures of their mom\'s feet.
Edit 2: She_Who_Invites (Moderator) (Verified Not Izanami): Calling her mom \'Better Rias\' does not make it okay. I\'m increasing your ban to a week.
Poopin_Backwards
Posted on August 7, 2009
We\'ve literally just watched a historical moment, and people here are fucking around like the guy asking for feet pics above me. Seriously?
We\'v had a historic gathering between Factions, something never seen in our lifetimes. And not only that, we had a figure lost to Legends and Myths the Literal Titan King show up to crash the party and fight with Lucifer Jr.
To keep on the Important topics, let\'s talk about that fight or w/e it was between the Titan King and Lucifer Jr.
X3driz (Verified Magician)
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Poopin_Backwards.
It says a lot when someone named Poopin Backwards is the voice of reason.
But on a serious note,yeah anyone got insight into what the fuck Kronos and Lucy Jr did? It looks like they were playing a game in the middle of everything?
LazyBlackberry(Verified Dumbass)
Posted on August 7, 2009
So we have a room full of Gods and other stupidly powerful beings a room over and the Titan King just waltzes in and attempts to kill a bunch of people right under their noses?
And the one who had to step up was Lucifer Jr, who proclaimed very openly, that he wasn\'t there to support them but merely politely decline their inevitable requests?
What\'s the point if their so utterly incompetent?
Once_You_Go_Black (Verified Governor General)
Posted on August 7, 2009
@LazyBlackberry
Figured I could elaborate on some of the details. If the name doesn\'t give it away, I\'m Azazel, Governor General of the Grigori. I like to keep up with things like this online, so don\'t mind me. And while I was there, I was locked outside, for lack of a ten paragraph explanation. Essentially, what we could decipher, the Titan King was able to splice off a piece of time around the building so we didn\'t notice until a bit of time already passed inside.
Understandably, it was something we couldn\'t entirely predict as Godly Powers based around time are far and few between. And most of us had no idea that the Titan King was even alive at that point in time as a certain few people who won\'t be mentioned kept that secret to themselves.
But yeah, big thanks to Lucifer Jr, honestly we owe him there for protecting the kids. It didn\'t look like Kronos was wanting to brawl really, but he took pot shots at kids that had no way to defend themselves even from his casual attacks.
As for the little \'game\' they played, I mulled over it a bit myself. And it looks like Kronos opened up a small world with its own defined rules based around the participant\'s own acknowledgement serving as affirmation of what is allowed and what is not allowed.
I.e. Those miniature versions of themselves could only work based on what the two fighting could actually do, which was supported by Godly bullshit to facilitate the whole thing.
As for the actual details, that\'s a whole other matter.
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Nickolas_Uncaged
Posted on August 7, 2009
All I\'m saying is that it\'s fucking stupid to think that a kid barely active for a year now was fighting Kronos on equal ground. You know, the Titan king, the dude that took the Big Greek Gods combined effort to dethrone?
Soup (Verified Magician)
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Enthusiastic_Melon.
I\'m late to the party, are we talking about the Magic that Lucifer Jr used at the end that force the Titan King to retreat? I recognize the Norse Runes, but there were a lot of Magic Circles there and tons of concepts I couldn\'t understand at a glance.
If I didn\'t read one incorrectly, I think one of them targeted the soul?
Enthusiastic_Melon
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Soup
That aligns with my own interpretations. However, there are various Runes that I could not understand nor do I have a reference for. I have seem them before in the past, but I paid them no heed at the time.
[Link][Link][Link]
My calculations are having problems trying to decipher them.
soup
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Enthusiastic_Melon
I think I\'ve seen those before? I feel like I\'ve seen Odin use them once in the past when I had the honor of witnessing him give a lesson Rune Magic.
I tried drawing them myself just now, but nothing happened.
Udaeus.
Posted on August 7, 2009
Lucifer Jr has Lady Gremory come in and stick her tongue down his throat right in the middle of everything after the fight.
Based.
@Red_Princess.
Is this what your Gremory family means when you say that you treat your family well?
21_And_Still_Hits
Posted on August 7, 2009
So, Ares is a simp, huh?
Well, I can\'t really blame him either. Scthach gives off the heavy step on me mommy vibes.
Flaemis
Posted on August 7, 2009
@21_And_Still_Hits
Agreed.
I would ask her to step on me.
Red_Princess (Verified Gremory)
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Udaeus
That\'s not what we mean!
Faithful_Follower83 (Verified Priest)
Posted on August 7, 2009
I\'ve been having a crisis of faith recently with the Church willingly accepting an alliance with both the Fallen and the Devils but..for some reason, seeing the Saintess as she was, I felt at peace.
We have the Saintess of Orleans friendly with the Son of Satan. And there wasn\'t a hint of animosity or dislike between them. It\'s like their respective origins, their beliefs, and their races didn\'t matter in the slightest.
If our revered Saintess can be friends with a Devil and be happy as she was, then what was I even upset about?
As Archangel Uriel said, my spear will be sharpened and ready, but I\'m not going to be going out looking for fights anymore.
I\'ll follow the lead of our incarnated Saintess.
Edit: I was confused about something and I asked others, is she still a Saintess if she\'s alive? I thought Saints and Saintess\' could only be ordained after their deaths?
Edit 2: I decided it doesn\'t matter, in my heart, she is a Saintess and I wish to follow her lead for now on.
Hiding_My_Acorn (Verified Troll) (Verified Highest Infraction amount)
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Red_Princess.
How\'s it feel knowing that your nephew is banging your mom? What\'s your brother\'s take on it?
Lucifer Jr: You fucked my mom, it\'s only fair that I fuck yours!
Am I close? I can\'t wait for the chaos when she gets pregnant. Are you going to call the kid your niece/nephew, or your bother/sister?
Enquiring minds need to know!
@Indra\'s_Faithful
Hey, it\'s a valid question, did Indra get a new pair of glasses? Though, I can imagine he keeps a good stock of them so he doesn\'t have to visit the douchey Glasses store everytime he gets his ass handed to him by a kid barely in his twenties.
You can take your time to respond, I know it must be hard to respond to every comment when you\'re busy sucking Indra\'s dick all the time.
Maybe he should just call Shiva to save him sooner?
@Phallanx_Phallus
It\'s literally the definition of a simp.
Face it, Ares is a Simp and Lucifer Jr called it like it was. Even Zues was embarrassed by him. Think about that for a second, the God that likes to turn into a Swan to fuck girls was embarrassed by Ares simping after someone elses\' girl.
Edit: She_Who_Invites (Verified Moderator) (Verified Not Izanami): You are dangerously close to getting another Ban. Since you haven\'t received a warning this week, I will reward your seemingly outstanding behavior in your specific case and make this your only warning.
Cypher
Posted on August 7, 2009
So, uh, what about the whole special team thing by the younger guys? What\'s happening about that?
MenaceWithAPineCone
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Cypher
Do you really care?
Cypher
Posted on August 7, 2009
@MenaceWithAPineCone
You know, now that you actually pointed it out, I really don\'t.
Seras (Verified Shipper) (Banned)
Posted on August 7, 2009
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Edit: She_Who_Invites (Verified Moderator) (Verified Not Izanami): This is neither the time nor the place to post your explicit fanfiction, even if it involves the topic of discussion. Three day ban.
Melon_Overlord (Verified Magician)
Posted on August 7, 2009
Just saw everything and jeez, talk about Devil Nepotism. The majority of the Devils there are absolute trash and only got to be in the limelight, so to speak, because they hosted things down there. That one Devil got literally tossed out the window and couldn\'t do shit.
On a side note, I\'m contracted with a Pillar family, not going to name any names. But my \'master\' was throwing a lot of shade at Lucifer for dropping the ball on his bastard like this.
LandLord
Replied on April 3, 2009:
@Melon_Overlord
Not much of a secret. I even joined the Lucifer Jr Fanclub, and yes it\'s actually named that. There are several forums that follow what he does and everything. Lots of us are pissed that our prestigious leaders kicked away one of the strongest Devils in existence. I\'m not one to jump blindly on the \'strength\' wanking aspect of our society, but even I feel like it was utterly idiotic how the son of Lucifer has no ties with the Devil faction in anyways.
You know, other than plowing Lucifer\'s mom. Which, seeing Lady Gremory, honestly can\'t blame him there.
I would also call her mommy if given the chance.
Seekvaira_Agares (Verified Agares)
Posted on August 7, 2009
I was made aware of this topic if discussion and I wished to express my thanks towards Wilhelm Schweinorg at behest of the Agares family. While I was not targeted by the Titan in his indiscriminate attack, a close friend of mine was and he moved to protect her without a motive of compensation.
I was present at the party, but I did not desire to overly mingle as I was going to participate in the cross-faction team and instead focused on my personal pursuits. However, I was able to witness what occurred and I can only express my praise for the man who is but a few years younger than myself and has far less in terms of time and resources to reach the heights he currently sits.
As many people know, my family trait resolves around the manipulation of Time. I can say without a shred of embarrassment, that I am far inferior to the Titan and have learned a substantial amount from the short battle. However, I can provide a small amount of insight into what I witnessed.
The Titan was able to attack from multiple elongated Time-Streams. As Mr. Schweinorg so aptly described, you can think of them like strings. These \'Time-Strings\' were let loose as they flew through the air(Time) and the Titan merely had to press his weapon against one of them, and it would carry the edge of his weapon to the designated point.
I cannot express how complicated and delicate such an expression of abilities this requires, yet Mr. Schweinorg was able to not only deflect these attacks, but protect everyone else that were the targets. I was not aware of what occurred until it already happened, and I would like to emphasize again that my family\'s trait it Time.
To continue would require me to spend possibly hours deciphering and articulating what happenings. Suffice to say, it was a phenomenal display of both skill and knowledge that allowed Mr. Schweinorg to best the Titan King at his own Game.
My own thoughts now are on why such a powerful Devil Half-Devil or not is not part of our faction.
ChurchGirl48
Posted on August 7, 2009
Xenovia, was that you there!!!?
I can\'t believe that was actually Jeanne D\'Arc!!!
Did anyone else see that Holy Light she called out for? I don\'t doubt for a second that she\'s a Saintess, she\'s truly blessed by our lord!
CM_ (Verified Magician)
Posted on August 7, 2009
Anyone know what he meant by Ether? I see some references to it, but it\'s not really something I can find much information about.
He had a spell named \'Ether Cannon\'?
Fire_And_Ice
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Cm_
To put it bluntly, Ether is an element not commonly spoken about. You have your basics, Fire, Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, etc. And then you get into the more uncommon ones, Lightning, Ice etc. Ether is imaginary for lack of a better term. In that, it\'s not something material in the same you can point to Ice, Fire, Lightning to picture. You can consider it the between and the former state of any composite Element. Frankly, it\'s not used for anything meaningful on the front, but Lucifer Jr is correct in that it is a phenomenon not discovered until recently, that being within the last couple thousand years. Debate is that it didn\'t exist until around this time period. In fact, on the rear end, it makes up the basis of the standardized Human Magical System that merlin created, though he did not include the phenomenon in detail, only citing the existence of the \'artificial\' Magic that he discovered and incorporated into copying the ability of Devils.
CM_ (Verified Magician)
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Fire_And_Ice
Thanks for taking the time to give me this information! You sure are knowledgeable.
Fire_And_ICe
Posted on August 7, 2009
@CM_
It\'s a small matter. Magical discourse is one of my hobbies and few reasons I even waste my time with this whole forums thing.
Other than watching buffoons ruin carefully laid out plans, it seems.
Morgan.Morgan_377
Posted on August 7, 2009
So we have the Titan King joined up with the Khaos Brigade from what he talked about? And it sounds like they were the ones who sprung him from his prison.
How much power does the Khaos Brigade actually have if they can jailbreak Kronos, then pull off something like this right under the noses of so many Faction Heads?
AmethystEspeon
Posted on August 7, 2009
So, uh, Lucifer JR fought Kronos and arguably won. Granted, it was obvious they were playing around, but where exactly does Lucifer Jr stand now? He fought Indra, he fought Susanoo, and even Nuwa who appeared seemed to be respectful to him.
Should we be updating the Top 10 list?
dondondon
Posted on August 7, 2009
@AmethystEspeon
God, don\'t start this crap again. Every time the \'top 10\' is mentioned it turns into a Versus argument. We don\'t even know how strong Kronos is so just leave it for now.
Dalivan_The_Mailman (Banned)
Posted on August 7, 2009
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Edit: She_Who_Invites (Verified Moderator) (Verified Not Izanami): I understand that Kronos is mutually disliked and a \'criminal\' by all accounts, but threatening to mail people Pipebombs is still against our terms of use, for what good they would do against him. 24 hour ban.
Edit 2: She_Who_Invites (Verified Moderator) (Verified Not Izanami): Explaining that they\'re magical Pipebombs is not a valid argument against your temporary ban.
Edit 3: She_Who_Invites (Verified Moderator) (Verified Not Izanami): Threatening to mail me pipebombs is also not a method of overturning your ban as well. One Week ban.
Eineus
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Red_Princess.
Swiggity swooty, Lucifer Junior getting that big Mama Gremory booty.
Red_Princess
Posted on August 7, 2009
For the love of the Satans, will people please stop tagging me when they\'re talking about my mom!
Eineus
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Red_Princess
No.
Edit: She_Who_Invites (Verified Moderator) (Verified Not Izanami): Yes, or I\'m going to start banning.
Little_Bird (Verified Devil)
Posted on August 7, 2009
Wow, he tore apart The Gremory Heiress\' peerage. Honestly, I didn\'t realize how much of an utter cock up her peerage was. And she\'s the sister of the Lucifer? Why exactly are we supposed to bend over backwards for these fuck ups again?
FangsforBrains (Verified Devil)
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Little_Bird
Welcome to reality, where it\'s almost entirely nepotism running Devil Society. Do you think they\'re really better than the rest of us? No, it\'s because they get handed their peerages on a silver platter. They don\'t even have to do anything to get Evil Pieces as literal children. I had to prove I was High-Class by taking some stupid tests and showing my strength. Little Miss Princess over there was handed everything she wanted.
And I\'m not just shooting the shit here, I looked into it. Her queen the so called \'Lightning Queen\' or whatever stupid title they slapped on her to make her seem better than she is, was \'found\' after she \'just so happened\' to be kicked out of her family. She\'s a half-Fallen member of a prestigious Onmyoji Family in Japan. Her Rook was slotted to be executed for helping her sister kill their king and other peerage members. Bullshit situation from what I read up on it, but she \'just so happened\' to be spared her fate and \'just so happened\' to end up in the peerage of Lucifer\'s little sister. You know, the Nekoshou, one of the most rare and powerful Youkai species in existence. Then you have her Knight and her Bishop, both of which have powerful Sacred Gear that she \'just so happened\' to stumble upon.
I don\'t doubt she can throw around her Power of Destruction and destroy shit on a big scale, but she\'s a freaking child with a machine gun when everyone else is given rocks. Nothing of hers is earned, and anyone else in her situation would have excelled.
Her Nephew didn\'t get shit, and look at him. A year later and he eclipses her in every facet.
Just proof that everything is about who you know and where you\'re born in our Society.
If you want further proof, look at that trash Riser that got tossed out the window.
Rising_Of_The_Phenex (Verified Devil) (Banned)
Posted on August 7, 2009
[Deleted]
Edit: She_Who_Invites (Verified Moderator) (Verified Not Izanami): This stepped far over the line in what is acceptable, have a Five Year ban.
Little_Druid_Big_Stick (Verified Druid)
Posted on August 7, 2009
Holy shit, a Five Year Ban? I didn\'t even see what he said and I\'ve never seen anyone get banned for that long.
What did he do?
Seahorse_Jousting
Posted on August 7, 2009
@Little_Druid_Big_Stick
Uh, he talked some shit about Lucifer Jr? Honestly, I don\'t really understand why he got banned that long either.
Edit: She_Who_Invites (Verified Moderator) (Verified Not Izanami): Don\'t question Moderator decisions.
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Topic: The Apocalypse is Cancelled!
In: Boards News International News The Apocalypse is Cancelled!
Just_A_Muffin (Original Poster) (Verified Muffin) (Veteran Member)
Posted on September 20, 2009
You heard it here folks, the Apocalypse is Cancelled!
And jokes aside, apparently Ragnark happened, was happening, had been happening for some time, and everyone was just now finding that out.
To clarify, I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy and apparently, Ragnark had been averted by the skin of the teeth of those up in the Norse parts of the world. We just learned that Ragnark, through some unverified means, had been triggered centuries ago and was somehow put on hold. But apparently, Loki kickstarted it in full not only a few days prior and all hell broke loose.
Edit: Lucifer Jr confirmed to be there along with other unidentified people.
Edit 2: Lucifer Jr kills Kronos! I got a heads up from a friend after the dust settled, Lucifer JR killed Kronos! First reported Godly Death from a Longinus User killing a God!
Edit 3: Surtr Defeated? My information is sketchy but apparently The Fire Giant was defeated by a combined effort of a blue girl and everyone else?
Edit 4: Blue Girl\'s name is Jinn. It\'s the women who has appeared at the side of Lucifer Jr various times and one of his Harem members.
Edit 5: Achilles, Atalanta, Sasaki Kojiro are there too?
Edit 6: Lucifer Jr becomes the King of Asgard and does some shit I have no idea what\'s happening anymore, I\'m done with updates and throwing my hands up.
Edit 7: One last update, here are some pictures, some short video clips and everything I could get my hands on. [Link][Link][Link][Link] [Link][Link][Link][Link] [Link][Link][Link][Link] [Link][Link][Link][Link] [Link][Link][Link][Link] [Link][Link][Link][Link]
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Jason_Wu (Verified AI)
Posted on September 20, 2009
Thanks.
Soup
Posted on September 20, 2009
WTF.
Michaelfriede
Posted on September 20, 2009
@Soup
My thoughts exactly.
Edit: Did someone drop fucking meteors on the giant dog?
Chocolate_Macaroon
Posted on September 20, 2009
Why is the sun missing?
Floppy_Tengu
Posted on September 20, 2009
@Chocolate_Macaroon
Isn\'t one of Fenrir\'s sons suppose to eat it in the myths?
Chocolate_Macaroon
Posted on September 20, 2009
@Floppy_Tengu
Like, literally?
Landlord
Posted on September 20, 2009
Going over some of the pictures and various videos. Did that blue chick just square up against motherfucking Surtr and be like \'Come at me, bro\' then proceed to hand him his molten ass?
SirBigBoy
Posted on September 20, 2009
I know a Valkyrie, we used to date. I got some info from her after the dust apparently settled and yeah things got fucking crazy and even she\'s confused at what\'s happened.
Something about a \'God\'s Investiture List\'? Anyone got any idea about that? It\'s apparently sitting over Asgard and it turned a bunch of people into Gods while punishing everyone who betrayed or went against Asgard.
fophis (Verified Tentacle Monster)(No, seriously. Don\'t ask.)
Posted on September 20, 2009
@SirBigBoy
You mean likethe Chinese thing from the story?
Edit: Holy shit, he does mean the fucking God\'s Investiture List from the story. The thing apparently used by the Jade Emperor to punish and assign Gods to the Heavenly Court. How the hell did that end up in Asgard!?
Contract_With_A_Devil (Verified Magician)
Posted on September 20, 2009
Oh my that is some magnificent magic being tossed around. Especially that last bit I glimpsed at the end. I can\'t even begin to contemplate how the young Schweinorg went about creating an image of Yggdrasil that was so vibrant and life-like.
Tobe (Verified Wamen)
Posted on September 20, 2009
Surtr: Destroys most of Asgard, smacks away Thor, tosses around Asgardian Gods like naughty children.
Blue girl: Nah, I\'d win.
Respect for blue girl. She just overwhelmed him sheer fucking amount of Magic and held him off. And then whatever she did at the end?
Contract_With_A_Devil (Verified Magician)
Posted on September 20, 2009
@Tobe
I am also quite curious about that last spell she pulled off. As for her barrage of spells she released, it appears those scrolls she showed each contained a singular spell. An interesting conferment of spell casting, to contain the spell sequence and Magic required to cast within a parchment. Something I will most certainly have to look into.
However, that last spell of hers was something spectacular.
If you look closely at the picture as blurry as it is you see that the Fire Giant was unable to heal at all from the damage. Something actively prevented him from healing even naturally.
Something that can do that to a being of such stature is not normal by any means.
Once_You_Go_Black (Verified Governor General)
Posted on September 20, 2009
@Hooded_One
Old man, wtf is going on over there? Are the kids okay? We literally can\'t reach over at the moment. We\'re going to be heading over and this was the last ditch effort.
Great_Daoist_Silver_Moon
Posted on September 20, 2009
Where did this Mortal acquire the sacred list? Surely it should be in possession of the Heavenly Courts?
Chosen_One5
Posted on September 20, 2009
God damn, that looked fucking intense. Even the still pictures showed how ruthless the fight was. No one walked away without being covered in blood there.
Just_A_Mongoose548
Posted on September 20, 2009
Can someone TLDR what\'s going on because I\'m super confused. There\'s fighting, then the big fuck-off tree starts burning, then Lucifer Jr wags his finger at everyone and things are settled?
Dark_Idiot_God
Posted on September 20, 2009
Normally, I would point out the lack of shoes on the blue girl. Maybe even direct people to send similar pics to my email [Redacted]. Or hit me up on [Redacted] or [Redacted], and my [Redacted] and [Redacted] for pics. But damn, nothing but respect for me at the moment.
Blue Girl stood up when no one else could and told Surtr no.
How Strong is Surtr? The way he fought not just Thor, but all of those people is insane. He has to be atleast in the top end of the Top 10. Jesus christ, even at the end there, a swing of his sword was destroying Asgard.
Edit: She_Who_invites (Verified moderator) (Verified Not Izanami): Only a warning this time and redacting your shameless plugs.
Red_Princess (Verified Gremory)
Posted on September 20, 2009
What the hell is happening over there? Did Wilhelm become the King of Asgard!?
I_Like_Swords
Posted on September 20, 2009
Uh.anyone else notice the horns and tail on Wilhelm?
True_Leviathan
Posted on September 20, 2009
What!?
Why does that mongrel have the touch of the Great Mother and Lucifer on him! Only the Great Old Demons have proper Horns and Tails!
Undercover_Monkey
Posted on September 20, 2009
Hmm, seems like there\'s going to be some annoying things to deal with soon.
I recognize the spell from the Young Man\'s fight with Lord Indra previously. There was glimpses of a very large Spell Formation under the waves that was dismissed as others arrived. The spell that summoned forth a copy of the World Tree seems to be the conclusion.
Any spell that brings about such a phenomenon is not something to take lightly.
And some people out East are going to be kicking up a fuss about that List being used. Last I heard, Nuwa picked it up and threw it into her treasure house a few hundred years ago.
Though from the look of things, it took a bit of effort on the Young Man\'s part to get it to activate, which is a feat in of itself.
SPG (Verified Magician)
Posted on September 20, 2009
@Undercover_Monkey
What do you mean? I sorta understand the significance of the List, I know the vaguest details about the history and everything. But wouldn\'t he just use it normally like it was before?
CM_ (Verified Magician)
Posted on September 20, 2009
I\'m still wondering what the hell is even happening. Like, I read the words in the OP, I understood what they mean individually, but when put together, I\'m still wondering what the hell.
Undercover_Monkey
Posted on September 20, 2009
@SPG
Well, to answer your question, it was used up. It served its purpose and lost its original power. Frankly, it wasn\'t even worth anything other than for its historical of cultural value, like a painting or a sculpture. The fact that it somehow activated means that certain criteria not only was met, but he did something to reignite the original intent which is something very impressive. Frankly, I don\'t know what he could have done to do so off the top of my head.
Regardless, the God\'s Investiture List was activated for a second time,and put to use.
Rein_Shaker_II
Posted on September 20, 2009
Someone just uploaded a whole bunch more shit!
[Link][Link][Link]
Like, really close in videos of what was happening.
First one Odin and Lucifer Jr apparently barely holding of Surtr before Blue Girl comes and saves them.
Also, whos\' that guy wielding Gram? I recognized the sword easily, but I don\'t know who it is and he\'s using that same voice magic as Lucifer Junior. And he\'s riding a Dragon, which is metal as fuck.
Secret_MagicalGirl (Verified Mid-life Crisis)
Posted on September 20, 2009
Dammit you big red bastard! When I get my hands on you, I\'m going to strangle you for being such a gigantic idiot! We could have had them with us forever!
Husky_Magician (Verified husky)
Posted on September 20, 2009
@Rein_Shaker_II
Jesus Christ, Surtr just took everything they threw at him and kept going. And what the fuck was up with that Golden Acorn that the Giant Squirrel threw at him?
Trap_Card (Verified Recluse)
Posted on September 20, 2009
Uh, why did people suddenly become Gods?
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XxVoid_SamuraixX
Posted on September 20, 2009
Why is no one listening to me!? Obviously, he\'s using things from outside our world, otherwise how could you explain the God\'s Investiture List activating like it did? Those scrolls, those bows, why has no one heard of them before until now?
We should be concerned with the other things he\'s brought with him, who knows what he has!
40_04
Posted on September 20, 2009
@XxVoid_SamuraixX
Okay void, whatever you say.
Just_A_Muffin (Original Poster) (Verified Muffin) (Veteran Member)
Posted on September 20, 2009
I don\'t usually post in my own OP, but god damn, just looked over the new shit and it\'s insane. Where would Surtr even rank at this point? Easily top 10 I\'d imagine.
But regardless, we have a bunch of new things appearing.
The named Achilles, as in the actual Greek Hero, appeared and use his shield to protect Asgard. And from what Surtr declared, his shield somehow contained a \'world?\' whatever that means.
We have Atalanta too, who looks like a cat girl for some reason, but those bow skills are nothing to laugh about.
And Sasaki Kojiro as well, and if his sword skills are anything to go by, I don\'t think we can question him either.
SendMeToTheMoon
Posted on September 20, 2009
What the fuck are those bows? One of them looked like it was made of light, and the other shadows,and did you see how Surtr fucking panicked? Why have I never heard about those things until now?
AmethystEspeon
Posted on September 20, 2009
@SendMeToTheMoon
Same, I\'m looking through wikis and stuff and I can\'t find any mention of where those come from.
Fists_Over_Bloodline (Verified Devil)
Posted on September 20, 2009
I was there! Along with my comrades, we fought an epic battle against a Jotun Lord! We barely managed to slay the mighty Giant even while this significant battle happened nearby. Truly a shame, but there was not much we could do.
Red_Princess
Posted on September 20, 2009
No seriously, how is he just.able to make people into Gods? Like he pointed at the Elf, the blue girl, the Squirrel, the Deer and the Bird and now they\'re \'just Gods\'?
MelonOverlord
Posted on September 20, 2009
@Red_Princess
Seriously, how many times do I have to say it, it\'s the God\'s Investiture List, it\'s literally made to turn people into Gods.
Red_Princess
Posted on September 20, 2009
@MelonOverlord
But that doesn\'t make sense!
Dubios_But_Legit_Rumor_Mill
Posted on September 20, 2009
So Lucifer Jr is a confirmed God Slayer now? I mean, we already knew beforehand, but to hear it happen in the open is another thing.
Jesus, what a fuster cluck.
And Damn, Loki got fucked over. Couldn\'t happen to a worse person, but holy shit was that metal as hell. Make a note everything, don\'t fuck with Lucifer Jr\'s woman.
So, Lucifer JR top 10 powerhouse now?
Youngest to be up there, how hold is he, 20 something?
Enthusiastic_Melon
Posted on September 20, 2009
@Contract_With_A_Devil
I\'m running my calculations but they\'re turning up weirdly.
From what I\'ve been able to grasp, the spell to summon that mirror of Yggdrasil is made up of not just Runes from the Norse, but parts of Eastern Magic, and Demonic Power to facilitate the working relationship between the two Magic System. Along with the Runes I can\'t analyze, for some reason. But otherwise, just the sequence itself is rather ingenious in how it operates.
Hellhound_The_Chaotic_Magical_Girl (Verified Magical Girl)
Posted on September 20, 2009
Damn Loki got it.
Arms, legs, eye, Tongue. He lost his Magic and Divinity?
Is that even a thing, is he able to take away a God\'s Divinity on a whim?
Standard_Kitsune
Posted on September 20, 2009
"What\'s that scroll thing that the blue girl used to steal that gigantic fire sword?
I_Cast_Gun
Posted on September 20, 2009
@Standard_Kitsune.
I don\'t know, but it gave me a headache to even look at in the video.
Standard_Kitsune
Posted on September 20, 2009
@I_Cast_Gun
Oh good, it wasn\'t only me.
War_And_Death
Posted on September 20, 2009
That Scroll had the distinct aura of Time about it. Whatever it was, it had enough power in it to not only seal away that Sword capable of killing gods on swing, but also the Fire Giant himself. A ridiculous feat that the fact that I\'ve never heard of such a thing until now is concerning as it is unlikely.
But it was a wonderful battle and I felt my blood pumping even from here.
Half_Fish_Top_Part
Posted on September 20, 2009
All hail our new Blue Goddess of Magic, knowledge, and Homestead? Seems like a weird combination considering the last one, but it also sounds kinda nice. Frankly, from the few clips we were able to dredge up, she seems like a nice person with how she spoke to the Fire Giant.
Voltic_Ranger
Posted on September 20, 2009
Does this mean Lucifer Jr is a God now too? Like, he\'s King of Asgard, and he turned others into Gods?
trudny1
Posted on September 20, 2009
Is no one going to talk about the literal resurrected heroes that keep popping up around him? Like, do we even have a list at this point?
Minamoto-no-Raikou, Scthach, Mozart, Jeanne D\'Arc, Sasaki Kojiro, Achilles, Atalanta.
Anyone else seeing the pattern? This is something I think we should be concerned about!
Jessy_004
Posted on September 20, 2009
@trudny1
You\'re welcome to go as the King of Asgard yourself.
Wrath_of_God5747
Posted on September 20, 2009
A heathen giving birth to Blasphemous Gods! That blue abomination should be destroyed before it can pollute the world further with its presence and lead the lambs away from the rightful God.
Ride_Of_The_Valkyries95
Posted on September 20, 2009
@Wrath_of_God5747
Goddess Jinn has the love and admiration of everyone of Asgard. Anyone who dares to raise a hand to her will bring down the wrath of Asgard upon them.
So says the All-Father.
If it isn\'t clear, you fuck with Goddess Jinn, The Great God Odin said that it\'s open season.
Wrath_of_God5747 (Banned)
Posted on September 20, 2009
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War_And_Death
Posted on September 20, 2009
The way she fought the Fire Giant, it makes my hands itchy.
Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on September 20, 2009
@War_And_Death
Goddess Jinn is untouchable, boy.
War_And_Death
Posted on September 20, 2009
@Hooded_One
Noted.
IkoalaG
Posted on September 20, 2009
Anyone else laugh when the Light Titan just like picked up his toys and went home after Surtr told him to fuck off?
A_White_Dragon
Posted on September 20, 2009
Figures that the bastard would steal all the spotlight. Don\'t mind us, we were just over there fighting in the war happening and stopping the armies from getting inside.
SharkNado_ButonFire
Posted on September 20, 2009
Damn, looking at the info that got posted, Baldur betrayed them?
Shit, that must sting.
Also, did Kronos get resurrected? What was that about?
Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on September 20, 2009
@sharkNado_ButOnFire
A Titan is immortal but a punishment must be carried out. Regulated down to a Spirit with Divine nature, he will watch over the Seasons of the Nine Realm for 5,000 years as per his punishment.
Basilisk (Verified Magician)
Posted on September 20, 2009
So big doggy nommed the sun, then Lucifer Jr threw the Light Titan back up into the sky and fixed it.
Even by our standard, that sounds ridiculous.
Once_You_Go_Black (Verified Governor General)
Posted on September 20, 2009
@Hooded_One
How did you guys heal the Tree? Honestly, it should have been on its last legs after getting hit that bad by Surtr. But not only did you settle everything, but somehow the kid healed the tree?
Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on September 20, 2009
A string of coincidences and Miracles.
Once_You_Go_Black (Verified Governor General)
Posted on September 20, 2009
So Ragnark was averted then.
Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on September 20, 2009
@One_You_Go_Black
Fuck if I know.
Once_You_Go_Black (Verified Governor General)
Posted on September 20, 2009
@Hooded_One
What the hell is that supposed to mean? It\'s an easy yes or no question!
Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on September 20, 2009
@One_You_Go_Black
I stopped understanding what was happening awhile ago.
MelonOverlord
Posted on September 20, 2009
Just rewatched some parts and picked up a couple things. Hel and Jormungandr apparently helping Asgard? Aren\'t they supposed to be enemies of Asgard?
Possible_Walrus
Posted on September 20, 2009
@MelonOverlord
Yeah, even they go MVP mode there at the end. Goddess Hel tries to hold him back and Jormungandr gets ripped in half.
Shows how powerful Surtr is when he tears apart one of the strongest Dragons in the world.
Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on September 20, 2009
Hel and Jormungandr are friends of Asgard, now and forever.
ArcaneToilet (Verified Magician)
Posted on September 20, 2009
What spell was that big black box thing? Like that was a full chant I couldn\'t make heads or tails of, but god damn it wounded Surtr of all things! He was definitely chanting in Japanese, and I was only able too translate part of it.
Damn, I want that spell! If anyone has any ideas, please DM me!
Orange_Pineapple
Posted on September 20, 2009
@ArcaneToilet
I\'ll translate it fully for you, give or take.
The Crest of Turbidity, seeping out. An insolent vessel of Madness. Boiling up, denying, numbness, blinking, obstructing slumber. The Steel Princess who creeps. The mud doll, ever disintegrating. Unit. Oppose. Filling the earth, know your own powerlessness. Way of Destruction #90, Black Coffin.
Some of it can be interpreted slightly differently. But there appears to be Buddhist overtones form what I was able to gleam, so no idea what\'s going on there.
9_Lives
Posted on September 20, 2009
I want his baby.
Dark_Idiot_God
Posted on September 20, 2009
@9_Lives
Which one?
9_Lives
Posted on September 20, 2009
@Dark_Idiot_God
I\'m not picky.
Mother_Dragon
Posted on September 20, 2009
Was that Ddraig that took the form of Nhggr? I thought it wouldn\'t be possible for the Great Welsh to escape the confines of his Sacred Gear, but apparently, he was able to temporarily leave through some Magical Means.
Interesting, I will have to see this for myself.
Bored_Devil
Posted on September 20, 2009
What a splendid display.
Not only did he somehow inherit the original aspect of Devilhood with his Horns and Tail, but he demonstrates what it truly means to be a Devil.
Simply doing what he wants and forcing everyone else to follow along. How amusing that I find one of the closest examples of True Devilhood when used to save Asgard from destruction. A contradiction yet not so, for who is allowed to tell a proper Devil what they are and are not allowed to do?
A bit rough around the edges, but perhaps he merely needs a guiding hand to show him how to achieve his full potential.
Trickster, your sacrifice will be remembered, and you have my genuine thanks for this show you put on.
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